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Thrift Haul Summons the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: How This Affects Your Holiday Travel Plans
“I saw these four guys on horses causing a ruckus downtown, and all I could think was, ‘There goes my flight to Miami,’” said Linda Marsh, a traveler at…
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'Never Saw It Coming,' Laments Southwest CEO Following Unprecedented Christmas Wish: Kids Nationwide Demand De-Icers
Just a week after Southwest CEO confidently declared last year's Christmas meltdown a thing of the past, the airline faces a new crisis: a nationwide…
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Self-Driving Car Startup Lays off Additional 30% After Reports Cars Actually Driven by Sweaty Humans
CEO: "We're talking about a single, faulty vehicle with defective hydraulic pumps that created the illusion of a sweaty human in the driver’s seat. Our…
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Doritos Liquor - The Sauce That Captured a Nation's Heart (and Taste Buds)
Inspired by the article Doritos thinks we want nacho cheese-flavored booze by Jordan Valinsky on CNN December 12, 2023
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Salesforce's Benioff Crushed in Money Toppling Accident
Details are scarce, but it is understood that a significant portion of his amassed wealth unexpectedly collapsed with Benioff underneath.
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6 Ways Our Families Will Turn the Holidays into a Season of Misadventures
Here are all the things you have to look forward to this holiday season.
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Steam Deck Vent Fumes: The New Radioactive Spider
Based on the article Valve Pleads With Steam Deck Owners to Stop Inhaling Exhaust Fumes by Katie Reul at IGN on DEC 12, 2023
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"Brainoware" – A Week of Wonder and Worry
Biocomputer goes haywire.
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Bitcoin Breaks $50K as Altcoins Shine
In an extraordinary market shift, Bitcoin (BTC) has exploded past $50,000.
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"Tight End of Love" – Swift and Kelce's Romance Hits a High Note
Insiders reveal they are co-writing a song, whimsically titled "Tight End of Love."
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Tahoe Bears Host Grand Hibernation Gala
In an astonishing turn of events, the black bears of Tahoe City, notorious for their recent spate of home invasions in search of pre-hibernation snacks…
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