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Thrift Haul Summons the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: How This Affects Your Holiday Travel Plans
“I saw these four guys on horses causing a ruckus downtown, and all I could think was, ‘There goes my flight to Miami,’” said Linda Marsh, a traveler at…
Dec 18, 2023
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'Never Saw It Coming,' Laments Southwest CEO Following Unprecedented Christmas Wish: Kids Nationwide Demand De-Icers
Just a week after Southwest CEO confidently declared last year's Christmas meltdown a thing of the past, the airline faces a new crisis: a nationwide…
Dec 18, 2023
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Self-Driving Car Startup Lays off Additional 30% After Reports Cars Actually Driven by Sweaty Humans
CEO: "We're talking about a single, faulty vehicle with defective hydraulic pumps that created the illusion of a sweaty human in the driver’s seat. Our…
Dec 15, 2023
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Doritos Liquor - The Sauce That Captured a Nation's Heart (and Taste Buds)
Inspired by the article Doritos thinks we want nacho cheese-flavored booze by Jordan Valinsky on CNN December 12, 2023
Dec 14, 2023
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Salesforce's Benioff Crushed in Money Toppling Accident
Details are scarce, but it is understood that a significant portion of his amassed wealth unexpectedly collapsed with Benioff underneath.
Dec 13, 2023
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6 Ways Our Families Will Turn the Holidays into a Season of Misadventures
Here are all the things you have to look forward to this holiday season.
Dec 13, 2023
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Steam Deck Vent Fumes: The New Radioactive Spider
Based on the article Valve Pleads With Steam Deck Owners to Stop Inhaling Exhaust Fumes by Katie Reul at IGN on DEC 12, 2023
Dec 13, 2023
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"Brainoware" – A Week of Wonder and Worry
Biocomputer goes haywire.
Dec 13, 2023
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Bitcoin Breaks $50K as Altcoins Shine
In an extraordinary market shift, Bitcoin (BTC) has exploded past $50,000.
Dec 13, 2023
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"Tight End of Love" – Swift and Kelce's Romance Hits a High Note
Insiders reveal they are co-writing a song, whimsically titled "Tight End of Love."
Dec 13, 2023
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Tahoe Bears Host Grand Hibernation Gala
In an astonishing turn of events, the black bears of Tahoe City, notorious for their recent spate of home invasions in search of pre-hibernation snacks…
Dec 13, 2023
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