Business & Finance

'Never Saw It Coming,' Laments Southwest CEO Following Unprecedented Christmas Wish: Kids Nationwide Demand De-Icers

Just a week after Southwest CEO confidently declared last year's Christmas meltdown a thing of the past, the airline faces a new crisis: a nationwide…

Dec 18, 2023 • Max Frontline

Self-Driving Car Startup Lays off Additional 30% After Reports Cars Actually Driven by Sweaty Humans

CEO: "We're talking about a single, faulty vehicle with defective hydraulic pumps that created the illusion of a sweaty human in the driver’s seat. Our…

Dec 15, 2023 • Max Frontline

Salesforce's Benioff Crushed in Money Toppling Accident

Details are scarce, but it is understood that a significant portion of his amassed wealth unexpectedly collapsed with Benioff underneath.

Dec 13, 2023 • Max Frontline

Bitcoin Breaks $50K as Altcoins Shine

In an extraordinary market shift, Bitcoin (BTC) has exploded past $50,000.

Dec 13, 2023 • Max Frontline

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